shinymogwai:

First Impressions of the Xaela clans:

• Adarkim: The largest clan that absolutely no one will pick
• Angura: Genetic Sunburn
• Arulaq: Hidden Elf Village
• Avagnar: Our hat is angst
• Bairon: We drink our own pee
• Bayaqud:  the term is ‘polyandry’
• Bolir: The poop seller tribe
• Borlaaq: #misandry
• Buduga: WE ARE THE VILLAIN TRIBE
• Dalamiq: well. there goes our pantheon.
• Iriq: Foster Home of Love
• Jhungid: DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US SIR
• Kharlu: I DO BITE MY THUMB SIR
• Khatayin: The Other Hidden Elf Village
• Malqir: Chess club
• Mankhad: Blow darts
• Mierqid: Geocaching
• Noykid: GOTTA TAME ‘EM ALL
• Olkund: Hamster eating a banana
• Dazkar: #misandry 2.0
• Oronir: when we said ‘sun father’ we didn’t mean literally you guys
• Oroq: sleds
• Qerel: punch tiGERS WITH THEIR BARE HANDS
• Torgud: the erp tribe
• Tumet: Worst. Summer camp. Ever.
• Ugund: Mmm, delicious goat milk.
• Uyagir: They dug too deep.
• Dhoro: Meercat Lizards
• Orben: Nice Boats.
• Ejinn: NAVY SEALS. BLUB BLUB.
• Dotharl: WITNESS ME.
• Hotgo: 😦
• Sagahl: MEAT IS MURDER!!!!!
• Kahkol: We made our own tribe! With blackjack and hookers!
• Kha: Hello, do you have time to talk about the Moon Mother?
• Mol: let me consult my almanac
• Gesi: there is no class in the game to support this
• Kagon: the otaku tribe
• Goro: horsefuckers
• Gharl: Insert Pirates of the Caribbean joke here
• Dataq: DON’T YOU TALK TO ME ABOUT SADDLE SORE I’LL TELL YOU ABOUT SADDLE SORE
• Haragin: HMMM. I WONDER WHERE OUR ANCESTORS VISITED. WHERE COULD IT BEEEE.
• Ura: DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
• Moks: What’s the secret handshake
• Geneq: I wish I could speak whale…
• Horo: Inflation fetish
• Himaa: in before a million Hikaru and Kaoru ripoffs
• Malaguld: we ❤ weebs
• Urumet: Master Blaster
• Qalli: Let me sing you the song of my people
• Qestir: ………….